Keep your arms and legs inside the website at all times!

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Avoid temptation — if you can!

Burma Shave

My most-likely complete list of Burma Shave slogans from last century

DOS for Dummies

Read how this book came out. My version. The one I remember, which is probably not what you've read in the press.

PorchCam

See what's going on outside my front porch.

Wambooli

Want to know what a Wambooli is? Read more . . .

Zen Moment

A random bit of wit or wisdom stolen from the Arpanet, then the Internet.